Saturday, February 18, 2006

Jumblattian Logic

... or the art of concocting strange phrases.


Everything that comes from Saudi Arabia is good for Lebanon ...

... then he continues to say ...

... today I am convinced that the Middle East cannot continue with these dictatorial regimes.

- Walid Jumblatt, 2006

6 Comments:

  • Saad said the first phrase...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:37 AM  

  • anon,

    here is the quote from assafir:

    ونفى علمه بانزعاج سعودي من مواقفه، وقال: هناك بعض الافكار السورية، حاول السوريون تمريرها عبر السعوديين. ونحن على اتفاق مع سعد الحريري. وكل ما يأتي من السعودية هو خير للبنان، فالمملكة حريصة على الاستقرار والسيادة واستقلال لبنان

    and here is a quote from annahar

    ں ما مدى صحة الحديث عن انزعاج سعودي من مواقفك وتاثيره على علاقتك المميزة بالنائب سعد الحريري؟

    - لم اسمع بانزعاج سعودي. كان هناك بعض الافكار السورية، حاول السوريون امرارها عبر السعوديين. نحن على اتفاق مع الشيخ سعد الحريري. وكل ما يأتي من المملكة العربية السعودية هو خير للبنان، فالمملكة حريصة على الاستقرار والسيادة واستقلال لبنان.


    both newspapers were quoting jumblatt.

    By Blogger Lazarus, at 10:55 AM  

  • In order to avoid anymisunderstanding, let me state categorically that I believe that the Saudi regime is corrupt, dictatorial, bigoted.....
    However, in this case I think that the original post misrepresents the intent of what Jumblatt said. Please note, Laz, that the Arabic version that you posted later on does not give Saudi a carte blanche, Jumblatt qualified his support by the stating that :"All what comes from the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia is good for Lebanon since the Kingdom is protective/harisah of Lebanese stability, sovereignty and independence." It should be clear that the intended meaning is that Sadi Arabia is a supporter of Lebanese independence, sovereingty and stability and thus it will not do us harm"

    BTW, The new Jumblatt of the past month or two is maybe the only politician that appears to be guided by what is good for the country. Even if a paradigm shift is to occur I would council keeping Jumblatt and getting rid of all the other clowns:-)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:02 PM  

  • No One is impressed by Junblatt.

    people power is something that the lebanese constitution guarantees, in
    the sense that it stipulates that the people are the source of all
    powers (al sha3eb houwa masDar al soulouTat).

    last year on march 14 the opposition called on people power to turn the
    table on the syrian occupation, and this year on march 14 it is
    expected that people power will be asked again for help in toppling the
    figurehead of the syrian occupation.

    there is an important assumption that one can deduce here, which is
    that the leadership trusts the judgement of the lebanese people even in
    very critical situations. the civilized behavior of the demonstrators
    in both march 14 last year and february 14 this year seems to indicate
    that this trust is well placed.

    a question that comes up then is, if the leadership trusts the people
    with such a monumental and truely dangerous task as overthrowing a
    president (and not just any president, but one who has proven to be
    spiteful and cruel on 7 august 2001 as an example), then why doesn't
    this leadership trust the people with a simple parliamentary election
    as that of baabda-aley?

    why all this talk about the imperative for a consensus agreement
    (tawefo')? the very concept of avoiding an election is
    anti-democratic, for whatever reason it may be.

    all the leaders on every side keep telling their constituency that this
    tawefo' is to avoid the polarization from an electoral battle
    especially at this "sensitive" juncture (tajneeb al balad tashannouj
    ma3raka intikhabiya fi haza-l zarf al daqeeq...). so, it's ok for the
    different parties to have rising tensions over selfish reasons, over
    political choices, even over the country's future and our most basic
    foundational principles, but it's too dangerous for the people to have
    some rivalry in choosing their own representatives?

    who is buying this joke anymore?

    the concept of tawefo' which is being pushed by the clergy and being
    embraced by the political "leader-sheep" in lebanon should be condemned
    and denounced by the lebanese people, if the people are the source of
    all powers then who the hell is anybody to deny them their most basic
    voting rights, who has given the clergy the right to appoint for us a
    parliamentary representative through consensus behind closed doors? is
    it god?

    is god the source of all powers in lebanon, or is it the people?

    it is clear that this people power-outage is deliberate and not due to
    inclement weather from the current political storms. this whole
    production of tawefo' in all its insulting facets, from refusing to
    reveal the names of the candidates being discussed by the "powers that
    be", in other words refusing to reveal to the people the name of their
    *own* potential *representative* [!], to the talk now about waiting for
    "white smoke" to come out in rabieh-city on sunday at ...drums... high
    noon, this entire production amounts to nothing more than an insulting
    charade of the cheapest off-off-off-off-broadway kind.

    it is insulting to the people who are being robbed at high noon of
    their most basic right. it is insulting to the very concept of
    democracy. and, of course, it is insulting to the vatican and the real
    pope (for reasons too obvious to even go into).

    if this collection of self-important leaders are so good at tawefo'
    over the elections, then why don't they agree on everything else and
    stop calling on us for demonstrations? could it be because they all
    amount to nothing more than middle-men for the clergy and all their
    holy roofs over everyone's heads?

    I personally have come to believe so, and I believe that berri's call
    for national dialogue is not "beb awwal" as he claimed, it is second
    rate at best if the clergy themselves will not be sitting at the table.
    but if there's no way to cut the middle-man in this case, then at
    least please spare us your ridiculous pomp and ceremony, be it the
    pompous mystery behind the negotiations, or the stupid white smoke
    ceremonies, no one is impressed.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:03 AM  

  • I couldn't disagree more with the first phrase.

    By Blogger La La, at 2:52 PM  

  • clap clap, bravooo.

    an election, the most fundamental exercise of democracy, scrapped in
    favor of a soap opera on lbc with all the bells and whistles to
    entertain the masses, all the way up to a moving phone call with may
    chidiac from bkerki. the people have not spoken, for their own good.

    this reminds me of a seinfeld episode about the "dating loophole" where
    a guy figures out a way to go out with women without having to ask them
    for a date. here they rob the people of their right to vote, w bi
    rabb7ouwon jmeeleh that they saved them from a confict.

    a conflict was indeed avoided, but not because of any bogus claims
    about tawefo', they can't even tell us what they agreed on aside from
    the person of pierre daccache, who was originally nominated by aoun
    anyway, making him anything but a neutral replacement for edmond naim.
    a conflict was avoided only because the march 14 coalition withdrew
    from the battle before it began, with aoun and hizballah the clear
    winners by default. it remains to be seen whether this is a sneak
    preview of the next epic battle for the presidency, or a strategic
    maneuver by the march 14 coalition to lose one battle in order to win
    the war.

    but the syrian axis certainly scored a victory in baabda-aley today,
    and they have already switched to the defense of baabda-palace, with
    naim qasem and nabil qaouq of hizballah firing the first salvos in
    defense of lahoud on sunday morning. this is the first proof that
    there is no consensus and no agreement on anything, that all the
    sugar-coated words and the kodak moments are nothing but false
    reassurances, and that the only smoke that came out is the smoke being
    blown in the face of the lebanese public.

    what is certain at this point is that there is a great battle looming
    on the horizon, and that syria and iran will throw all their weight
    behind lahoud, with dire consequences in store for the rest of us who
    are supposed to be happy about all the consensus and agreements and
    memos of understanding. what is also certain is that the holy spirit
    has descended on the political scene, in what seems to be a direct
    takeover by the religious authorities from their inept subordinates.
    it seems the shepherd is finally taking over for the leader-sheep, as
    evidenced by sheikh qabalan's call for a "spiritual summit" in bkerki
    on saturday, and after a similar meeting with sanioura a week ago. so
    it's only appropriate to say god help us.

    with so much at stake being decided for us without any input from the
    people and with total disregard for the democratic process, I hope we
    will at least be spared further cheap productions in rabieh and 'arz
    and moukhtara, if we can't ever separate church and state at least
    let's separate politics from mexican soaps. not just for our own sake,
    but it'd be a shame for talent like george 3adwan's to be wasted in
    politics, instead of putting us to sleep with his sweet poetry full of
    loving words but devoid of any political substance, he could do wonders
    as the head of any soap-opera family torn by the usual romantic
    ups-and-downs, he could jump right in without the need for any makeup
    even.

    unless of course the strategic maneuver that the march 14 coalition has
    in mind is for 3adwan to bore lahoud to death with his monotonous voice
    and drag him out of the palace without bloodshed. that's something I
    could watch.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:13 AM  

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