A Tribute to the League
Once again, the
Arid Arab League has proved to the world that it should
not be taken seriously. For the past few decades, the Arab regions have been plagued by incessant meddling by the zionist enemy, coupled with the helping hand of the
Arab Leaders West. The Arab people, whose lives are being trampled on by
dictators zionist infidels, are lucky that the Arab League is a
joke beacon of light which, if heeded, can create decades of prosperity. The Arab League meets once again in Khartoum to provide much needed solutions for the Arab regions, which currently suffer because of the
leaders themselves zionist criminals. For example, one of the
stupidest most ingenious comments to be made was by Amr Moussa, who believes the Arab states should enter the "nuclear club", since energy concerns are more important than
the Darfour Genocide, Human rights violations, the Palestinian Peace Process, the Iraq War, the Lebanese crisis, economic development, to name a few anything else.
Another of the
typically nonsensical awe-inspiring decisions that have been taken is, according to a draft resolution, as follows:
the Lebanese resistance is a natural expression of the right of the Lebanese people to liberate its territory and defend its dignity in face of Israeli greed and aggression
In a perfectly
hypocritical democratic statement, the Arab League has decided what the Lebanese should want for their country. It is only natural for a
defunct fundamentally powerful organization to care about the dignity of a fellow nation. Although
Associated Press saw this clause on a draft copy, it is not clear if it has been adopted. It would be a shame if it isn't, since this is the only way to teach those zionist cretins.
True to form, the Arab League
did not touch upon anything of importance personified compassion and wisdom, which is expected as all Arab states are exemplary. Another of the Arab League's great achievements in this meeting is that it is willing to finance
a small part of the Palestinian government, but could not do so fully because the various leaders need the money
for their pleasure to help keep the high standards of their nations for all to see. Thank you Arab League. We owe everything to you. Once again, you
have shamed us have solved all the issues that your people could not deal with. May the gods bless you.*
*After minor modifications, the above document has approved by the Censorship Bureau of the Arab League.
6 Comments:
good one, Laz.
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Anonymous, at 4:31 PM
Clever use of the Mehlis report fiasco. Too bad and too sad that it feels that it was a very long time ago.
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Anonymous, at 6:45 PM
Brilliant post.
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Anonymous, at 12:01 AM
Yeah sure, I mean why listen to these stupid Ayyrab Bedouins (not to mention their Sudanese nigger associates) of the hapless terrorist league when you can get more “objective” info from Al-Nahar, LBC, Future TV and other enlightened Wahhabi-owned news outlets?
The partisans of Michel Aoun are naturally “in cahoots with the Baathists” since they’re all just a bunch of “French-educated secularist thugs”...
Not mention the fact that the founder of the Baath party was also named Michel [Aflaq] and lived in exile in France for many years…sounds familiar?
The “investigative” Haririst journos at Future TV tell me that Michel Aflaq had a white Persian cat he used to caress manically while watching Leni Riefenstahl’s “Triumph of the Will”!
Yes I know: Aflaq, Dr. No, Aoun, The Baath, Adolf Hitler, Syria, Hizbullah, Persia, Terror, Terrorism!
The scales are finally falling off my eyes! How can we thank you for your razor-sharp cum powerfully enlightening insight?
On a more serious note, and even though I have no sympathy for the moribund Arab League, I think your highly dishonest defense of Lebanon’s gangsta politicians and other self-righteous “resistants of the eleventh hour” who were literally brought up by VP Khaddâm and Gen. Ghazi Kanaan while General Michel Aoun lived in exile and his followers were persecuted by Hariri’s political police…well that’s really beyond the pale.
FYI, here's a typical quote from freedom loving Haririst-in-chief Walid Jumblatt (criticizing Michel Aoun in a March 2000 interview):
"We condemn those who revive claims that Syria is a foe and an enemy [...] advocates of this claim, which proved to be destructive to Lebanon, have not learned from the past."
Have a nice day anyhoo.
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Dr Victorino de la Vega, at 12:41 AM
Yeah the nuclear energy thing is hilarious and scary.
The people should feel very safe when countries who can't organize a bus line obtain nuclear technology, peaceful or otherwise.
Vic Vega status update: still an idiot. Delete Vic.
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JoseyWales, at 4:29 AM
Moving tribute Lazarus. Half of the countries supporting the resistance have diplomatic relations with Israel. Go figure.
Very disapointing summit: nobody was called a monkey, Kaddafi did not renew his wardrobe or smoke during the meeting, and mustache cursing was off-limits. Boring.
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Ms Levantine, at 7:21 AM
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