Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Typical Question: Does the US truly care about Lebanon?

Typical Answers:

1 - Yes! Of course they do! Haven't you been watching the news? What about the most recent meetings in the UN? Lebanon is top on US priorities.
2 - No, they're just trying to get to Syria.
3 - They care, but its not sincere.
4 - They are making up for the Iraqi fiasco.
5 - They want to democratize the world, and by supporting Lebanon they support democracy. Therefore they care.
6 - Of course they don't. They never cared. They never will.
7 - I don't care if they don't care. I only care that they oppose Iran and the Islamic state that Hezbollah wants to impose on special Lebanon.
8 - Lebanon? Where's Lebanon?
9 - Bush rules. He's a very caring guy. There is no doubt that he cares about the Lebanese.
10 - It's illogical for the US not to care about the Lebanese.
11 - They care because Lebanon is the most civilized country in the Middle East, and they need some form of support.
12 - I don't know. If PM Seniora says they care, then that means they care.
13 - Yes, they really do care about unearthing the conspiracy behind the Hariri assassination. It is a personal issue.
14 - No. They only care about those damn zionists.
15 - Who cares.


posted by Lazarus, 11:26 PM

5 Comments:

  • 1)Doesnt matter.

    2)Do the Lebanese truly care about Lebanon or know how?

    3)Can the blue man play the whites?

    By Blogger JoseyWales, at 3:21 AM  

  • Most of what you put up are not mutually exclusive, so I'd say several of the above is correct.

    Regardless, it's an opportunity.

    Does the stranded sailor question why the wind blows?

    It's blowing towards our destination for once, ride with it.

    By Blogger Ramzi, at 7:37 AM  

  • Ramzi,

    The past tense of "is" is "was" and it would be more applicable here.

    By Blogger Hassan, at 11:58 AM  

  • Ramzi,

    The case of stranded sailor, though typically romantic and very appealing to my poetic side, is not applicable because, in our case, there is a reason, and our refusal to practice critical thinking when things were happening may be one of the main reasons we are here now.

    By Blogger Hassan, at 12:48 PM  

  • I think USA is making wars for world domination. Caring for Lebanon is part in its plan to dominate Middle East... Any super power will try to dominate the world; from Alexander to Hitler and now USA and its bush.

    By Blogger lifeflaw, at 2:52 PM  

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